I got ditched tonight! I am a bit bummed about it, but am just going to watch lots of food network and try to force myself to wash my dishes. They apparently don’t wash themselves. What bullshit. Stupid dishes.

I wonder if I figure out a way to sleep on my tv while episodes of Iron Chef is on if it can be a form of osmosis. I wanna wake up and be able to cook like Zaccharian!