Another OKStupid entry.
Did he just ask me if I wanted to be sodomized with a cheese log? Yes. Yes, he did. Wow. This OkStupid is going to inspire SO many comics. It definitely isn’t inspiring my sexuality in a How Stella Got Her Groove Back way. Good thing I don’t take anything aside from music and the Burger King Whopper Bogo coupons in my wallet seriously in life.
Mentioning that night cheese on my OkStupid profile is already proving to bring about a lot of impossibly weird sexual innuendos from the men looking at my page. I sense I will only keep this profile up for laughs for a brief, very brief, period.
While creating an okstupid profile (for social...
Me: Should I use my twitter user name for it? Friend: Well, no because it links to your tumblr. Me: Good point. THEY KEEP TRYING TO ADD TACO TO EVERYTHING. DO YOU OWN OKSTUPID? hahaha Friend: Hahaha! I wish! I would be rich. Me: Or swimming in creepy dick pics.
Mad Men premiere going to be a 2 hour movie...
iwasateenagezine: snapadoo: fuckyesmadmensecrets: Oh Lucia, we are definitely gonna be drinking some Old Fashioneds while we watch it. YES. YES. OH GOD YES. I have a date with some Tom Collins for the viewing of this. Roger Sterling and myself love gin, don’t you know?
pussybow: okay so there are literally thousands of you looking at my blog, i don’t know why i can’t find a job, maybe one of you knows someone who wants to hire me. if you are in the nyc area check out my resume, also i will literally do anything at this point. if you don’t hire me i may have to put up a donate button so help me not be gross/pathetic/desperate/worthless thanks ...
Man. I wish my friends understood that Southside in Pittsburgh on Friday and Saturday is a bit of a nightmare parking wise. You have to get there at like 8pm to find a spot within walking distance. That and there is an excess of douche bags. Who let the dogs out? Seriously. Regardless, I love my friends, scrabble, and tea so let’s do thiiiis.
YOU DON'T TRY TO RAPE A GODDESS: cyberslut rules... →
sl33pcr33p: - never compromise yr feelings to make people comfortable - cry in public - nothing sober is real anyway - violence is the new “being the bigger person” - mellow is not an interesting state of being - you take up for every girl everywhere - suffer no fools - eat cake - if yr sleeping with…