October 2011
September 2011
I had a conversation with a girl friend last night that bugged me a bit. She kept referring to us as “curvy.” And I said, “No, girl! I am fat.” She said, “No! We are curvy! We are the way women should be shaped!” I hate that. I said to her, “You know… fat has such a negative connotation. It is an observation like if I said someone was skinny. What do...
I woke up this morning to see the results of my boozy post Upstage Reunion cvs shopping. It included: mac n cheese, saris chocolate covered pretzels, a small bag of bouncy eyeballs, a bag of halloween plastic rings, fake eye lashes and glue, a wind up frankenstein’s monster, a wind up vampire, and a bag of cheese popcorn.
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I stayed at my Aunt and Uncle’s lastnight since things are looking VERY bleak with grandpap. I didn’t want to leave if something happened. I just almost peed myself because I realised their one clock plays some Celine Dion song on the hour. The one that goes “Caaaaause I am yourrrr laaaadyyy and you are my maaaaaan. Whenever you reeeeaaach for me, I’ll do aaaaall that I...
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Fairy Tales And Their Original Gruesome Endings →
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swampgirl:
1. Sleeping Beauty - In Disney’s Sleeping Beauty, the princess is put to sleep when she pricks her finger on a spindle. She sleeps for one hundred years when a prince finally arrives, kisses her, and awakens her. They fall in love, marry, and live happily ever after. In the original, the young woman is put to sleep because of a prophecy, rather than a curse. And it...
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I love Mac’n’cheese and my cousin’s baby girl.
That being said, I do not like cuddling her when she smells like old mac’n’cheese.
FORMULA IS SO GROSS.
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Gay guy who’s name I didn’t catch at the bar lastnight: Ooooh girl, why you wearing a pizza pin?
Me: Duh, because I fucking love pizza.
